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Entry Position: Junior Project Coordinator
We are looking for a hard working and competent applicant to fill this fantastic opportunity. Some of your responsibilities include:
- Interfacing between teams, vendors and clients to meet extremely tight deadlines
- Shouldering the entire project including all responsibilities, even ones that don’t fall under your job description. We want a team player.
- Not complaining about arbitrary deadlines. We want what we want now. And then we’ll sit on it for a little while.
- Masterful comprehension of:
- Excel, Java, PHP, finance, sales, Word, PowerPoint, Prezi, SharePoint, RFPs, ROIs, three other languages besides English (Mandarin, Icelandic and Welsh preferred).
- Interoffice politics
- Restraining any hope of joy or excitement.
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Minimum Five Years Experience Required – No Exceptions
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*Not actual employees. Smiles are frowned upon. Photo by Calita Kabir (https://www.flickr.com/photos/irsein/)
If you believe you have what it takes, please send your resume and cover letter here.
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